Kevin Nash making a glitter portrait to "The Toreador Song. But this routine? He's not really dancing, he's barely stripping, and the climax is him flinging glitter on a line drawing like some kind of sexed-up preschooler. Somebody call Dallas, because Tarzan clearly needs a little more tutoring.
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If you want a strange female-empowerment movie, it tries very hard to be that. From a whipped-cream explosion to the very best possible use of Cheetos, here is a definitive assessment of all of the key dance scenes from Magic Mike XXL. This dance was already a crowd favorite because it featured prominently in the trailer.
Is 'Candyman' On Netflix? Where To Watch Original 'Candyman'. Oh, Magic Mike … you gave such beauty to the world. When we last saw Mike Channing Tatum , he was finally leaving the world of stripping for good to launch his own furniture business. It happens to you all the time. Gif Hotness scale: 4 out of 10 for those shoulders! Oh, for the sparkle effect? The sparkle effect that resembles ejaculation? Gif Hotness scale: 8 out of 10 because too many clothes! I remember this dance from the first movie!
Ice Cube may even want to consider updating his classic song in tribute. The arrival of the Kings of Tampa into cineplexes and daydreams everywhere will be marked with celebration and Channing Tatum GIFs the world around, and discussion of the new movie's more than 48 total minutes of male entertainment sequences!!!! Run to the corner store and have them break everything down into ones, because we've got some stripteases to rank.